Elmo Better Blues: Guess what Elmo's thinking about today? Let's listen in on the third-person-prone Muppet's close encounter with Tyra Banks at the Daytime Emmy Awards, shall we? "Elmo is afraid of the colossal copper blob lady. Elmo fears she did something very, very bad to Mr. Snuffleupagus and his family to make her huge, hideous dress. Elmo also wishes she would respect his personal space a little more and not yell so much. She's giving Elmo a headache. And Elmo is sad, because even though he looks tickle-me-terrific in his tux, no one can see him because of the loud lady's bloated bronzed ball gown, which has more junk in its trunk than Oscar the Grouch. Elmo wants to tell her that these are just the Daytime Emmys, not the Academy Awards, and that she's no Susan Sarandon, who did the copper couture look much better when she won her Oscar in 1996 -- and was smart enough not to match her hair and makeup to her gown. Elmo wants to tell her, but Elmo is scared. Very, very scared." (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
Thursday, June 21, 2007
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Elmo Better Blues: Guess what Elmo's thinking about today? Let's listen in on the third-person-prone Muppet's close encounter with Tyra Banks at the Daytime Emmy Awards, shall we? "Elmo is afraid of the colossal copper blob lady. Elmo fears she did something very, very bad to Mr. Snuffleupagus and his family to make her huge, hideous dress. Elmo also wishes she would respect his personal space a little more and not yell so much. She's giving Elmo a headache. And Elmo is sad, because even though he looks tickle-me-terrific in his tux, no one can see him because of the loud lady's bloated bronzed ball gown, which has more junk in its trunk than Oscar the Grouch. Elmo wants to tell her that these are just the Daytime Emmys, not the Academy Awards, and that she's no Susan Sarandon, who did the copper couture look much better when she won her Oscar in 1996 -- and was smart enough not to match her hair and makeup to her gown. Elmo wants to tell her, but Elmo is scared. Very, very scared." (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
Elmo Better Blues: Guess what Elmo's thinking about today? Let's listen in on the third-person-prone Muppet's close encounter with Tyra Banks at the Daytime Emmy Awards, shall we? "Elmo is afraid of the colossal copper blob lady. Elmo fears she did something very, very bad to Mr. Snuffleupagus and his family to make her huge, hideous dress. Elmo also wishes she would respect his personal space a little more and not yell so much. She's giving Elmo a headache. And Elmo is sad, because even though he looks tickle-me-terrific in his tux, no one can see him because of the loud lady's bloated bronzed ball gown, which has more junk in its trunk than Oscar the Grouch. Elmo wants to tell her that these are just the Daytime Emmys, not the Academy Awards, and that she's no Susan Sarandon, who did the copper couture look much better when she won her Oscar in 1996 -- and was smart enough not to match her hair and makeup to her gown. Elmo wants to tell her, but Elmo is scared. Very, very scared." (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)
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