Friday Funnies

I got an email today about raising kids (thanks Mango) and two of the statements really made me laugh:

1. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
   
2. IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
   
   "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

Happy Friday!